Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Rain and Roads and women drivers

The reason roads get busier when it is wet is caused by a knock on effect.
More people catch the bus or use public transport to keep out of the rain. Eminently sensible.
Because the busses are full and congested then some people use the car instead of the bus. Some simply revert to the car to keep out of the rain. Hence a much larger volume of traffic on the roads.
Now because it is wet motorists are much more cautious and drive much slower. Road junctions are busier and everyone moves slower, queues are longer etc.

Solution.

The worst culprits for dawdling, hesitating and being ridiculously over cautious are women drivers. OK not ALL women drivers are like this, just the majority.

To stop all congestion on the roads simply ban all women drivers.

Any men caught driving like a tart should be dragged out of their cars and shot !!

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